Grammy VS a Band-Aid
By Etude, chronicler of everything goofy about Grammy
Good morning, friends.
This is going to be short, but I have to share this with you. As if you didn't know already, GRAMMY is GOOFY! Yes, and I don't mean that Disney Dog Goofy. She is totally beyond silly... almost to the point of crazy. And here's why...
Picture this... Grammy takes a shower. Sorry! Maybe you don't want to picture that! It isn't pretty, let me assure you. *Shudders* Okay, well, imagine someone gorgeous taking a shower realizes she should remove the band-aid that covers her flu shot spot. This stunning person then drops said band-aid on the edge of the tub.
Okay, now return to Grammy. Sorry, it has to be because this gorgeously stunning person wouldn't be so goofy. So Goofy, standing under the shower, water pouring over her head, opens her eyes and SCREAMS! Yes, at the top of her lungs. EEEEEK!
Well, of course, we all come running to see what the commotion is all about and are totally baffled. What is her problem? CENTIPEDE, she says. No centipede here, we reply in unison at full volume in an attempt to be heard over her screams.
There! Look! On the edge of the tub!
You talking about that band-aid? Yes, it's a band-aid. They are harmless you silly old goof. Grammy takes a deep breath and finally calms down.
The joys of living with an doddering old fool with short memory, VERY short memory and blurry vision.
Well, that's about it for this week... and probably more than you really wanted to hear. See you next week, dear friends.
Comments are welcomed.
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11/22/2021 10:51:32 am
But to be honest, the bandage in the picture appears to have legs. They're not supposed to, you know. MOUSES!
11/22/2021 11:46:57 am
Hey Seville: Yes, we know those band-aids don't have legs. What is there is what Grammy saw... or what we imagine she saw. Without her glasses her vision is very blurry... to the point she cannot tell we three cow kitties apart. *giggles* Which gives us the idea... steal her specs before we get into mischief and she won't know who to blame. BRILLIANT idea.
11/22/2021 12:12:24 pm
Well, my goodness, we've heard it all . . . ( thankfully, not SEEN it all 😳 . . .what's been seen cannot be unseen and may be mentally damaging ! ) . . . Come to think of it, you know, this should be a warning to us all. We need a campaign, a petition, to have warning notices placed on bandaid packages . . . "Heals wounds but misuse may lead to permanent scarring of the emotional kind"
11/22/2021 01:53:24 pm
My dear PSS, You are so right. We will never be the same again. And just imagine... we have to live with the chance these unimaginables visions could appear at any time around this place. We cannot be expected to wear blinders at all times though we may have to purchase spares just to be safe. Now where is that 'plastic' money card? May we leave it with you to contact the various bandaid manufacturers with the 'STRONG' suggestion. As for hijacking equipment of the telephonic sort... Good on ya! Your stuffy Queen P won't hear it from us. Love to BPC and more hugs for you. <3 <3
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