By Etude, chronicler of everything goofy about Grammy
Good morning, friends.
This is going to be short, but I have to share this with you. As if you didn't know already, GRAMMY is GOOFY! Yes, and I don't mean that Disney Dog Goofy. She is totally beyond silly... almost to the point of crazy. And here's why...
Picture this... Grammy takes a shower. Sorry! Maybe you don't want to picture that! It isn't pretty, let me assure you. *Shudders* Okay, well, imagine someone gorgeous taking a shower realizes she should remove the band-aid that covers her flu shot spot. This stunning person then drops said band-aid on the edge of the tub.
Okay, now return to Grammy. Sorry, it has to be because this gorgeously stunning person wouldn't be so goofy. So Goofy, standing under the shower, water pouring over her head, opens her eyes and SCREAMS! Yes, at the top of her lungs. EEEEEK!
Well, of course, we all come running to see what the commotion is all about and are totally baffled. What is her problem? CENTIPEDE, she says. No centipede here, we reply in unison at full volume in an attempt to be heard over her screams.
There! Look! On the edge of the tub!
You talking about that band-aid? Yes, it's a band-aid. They are harmless you silly old goof. Grammy takes a deep breath and finally calms down.
The joys of living with an doddering old fool with short memory, VERY short memory and blurry vision.
Well, that's about it for this week... and probably more than you really wanted to hear. See you next week, dear friends.
Comments are welcomed.
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